"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy
‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’
JAMES POTTER WAS A MUTHA FUCKIN CHASERRR.
*obnoxious adult voice*
Aren’t you a bit young to say you want to smash the patriarchy, trash tradition and rebel against the system?
Yes. Yes I am.
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass
what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…
reading the first question on a test
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON
B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON
beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK
This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist