sofapizza:

the wizard of poo

sofapizza:

the wizard of poo

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

kanyewesticle:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy

kanyewesticle:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy

blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

lilyevanswasntgingershewasred:

pippinoftook:

He wasn’t.

JAMES POTTER WAS A MUTHA FUCKIN CHASERRR.

feministbadwolf:

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

*obnoxious adult voice*

Aren’t you a bit young to say you want to smash the patriarchy, trash tradition and rebel against the system?

*Phineas’ voice*

Yes. Yes I am.

northbound:

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass 

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
— Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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feministmagicalgirl:

ghost-anus:

angryblackman:

anarkitti:

BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON

B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON

beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK

STOP

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This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist

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