ok but how is your provider satan
how is yours not
Did you sell your soul for bars?
It’s a recession
I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD
This is a gif that should be in every Trekkie’s blog
That right there is my idol! She went in for a double ass slap and did is flawlessly
The year is 2059 and Fall out boy has just released their new album From under the Prune tree. Featuring hits like ” My blood sugar is going down”, “Golden years”, and their timeless classic “Thanks for the Dementia”
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
He’s upside down walking on ice at the surface of a pond. Those are air bubbles guys
For a second I was like WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SPONGEBOB SHIT
Tina being happy because her joke landed. Jimmy just let’s it sink in for a moment.
No Oscar for Jen this year but she did get her pizza,finally.
Dan & Phil Backstage Tour (x)
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
I had every single one of these things as a kid
most 90’s things posts are lame, but this one is perfect!
a book fountain in Budapest
this is one of the coolest fountains I’ve ever seen
#You and I remember Budapest very differently. #That’s because you were too fascinated by the book fountain to notice anything else. #TASHA. IT WAS A FOUNTAIN THAT LOOKED LIKE A /BOOK./ #I know I was there— #BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW?
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now